“I’m Actually Shy”

“I’m Really Shy”

What lap dancing club do u currently dance in?

I am not a hawt dancer currently. I haven’t been for over a year. I am busy being a construction contractor now! I do miss learning recent pole tricks and becoming stronger and more supple. If the poles in DC exotic dancing clubs weren’t so short, I would be all over ’em again. I like long poles.

How lengthy had u been stripping?

About a year altogether. Not terribly lengthy, I know.

Did you originally go to an exotic-dancer school or are u self-taught?

Self-taught. I used to go in early when no one was there, with my laptop, and try to mimic some of the more-complex moves I’d find on YouTube.

Did you do pole lap dancing? Any girl on girl stage play?

Yes, I really adored pole exotic dancing all by itself. I’d do some girl on girl stage play with gals I befriended, likewise. I loved girl/girl play. Hell, I adore any job where I receive paid to sexually harass my coworkers.

Did you do lap dances too?

Yeah. My lap dances were hawt!

What sort of costumes and shoes did you like wear on stage?

I looked nice-looking great in my schoolgirl outfit and PVC domina boots with the braces and all. But I too had dresses and neon bikinis and the ever-classy plastic gogo dancer heels. I wish I got the ones with the lights in them. Hell, I desire I detected some with little plastic fish floating in ’em. I’d have worn the hell without these! With a stringy, dark-skinned, strap micro-bikini and a cane and a colossal fuzzy, purple pimp hat with zebra stripes. With some purple sunglasses. That would have been my look hands down-70s style pimp, workin’ the gogo dancer pole. Copulate…if I had one regret about quitting, it’d be not wearing that.

What mistakes do lads make in undress clubs?

Not tipping well. Almost any other things can be forgiven, but strippers are there to make money.

What should a chap talk about if he is spending time with a dancer in a club?

Nothing. Shut up and have enjoyment a bare gal exotic dancing on u!

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